Ek aadmi bhagwaan se bola,
india se America tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.

Bhagwan bole: bahot mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.

Aadmi bola: To phir aap meri biwi ko Bahot samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.

Bhagwan bole, sadak single banana hai ya double.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 861 views

Santa horse par ja raha tha

Santa horse par ja raha tha.

Voh red light jump karta hai.

Police vala siti bajata hai.

Funny Santa ghode ki tail opar kar ke kehata hai: Le karle number note.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan public toilet gaya

Pathan:
Public Toilet mei Gaya to
Diwar Pr Likha tha

Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy
Aur
Tum Yahan Bethay ho

Pathan
Nechay Likh Aya

Bus
kar k
Hum B ja rha hay!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Be Afraid If You Annoy This Husband

A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, "That's one." The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.

A bit further down the path, the woman's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.

As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.

The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"

The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Double heart attack

Double heart attack msg by a boy to a girl:
1st msg: Lets break up now , Sub khatam.
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2nd msg:Sorry , sorry , sorry ! That was not for U

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Step of mard and aurat

How boys grow
bacha
larka
naujawan
jawan
mard
budha.

How girls grow
bachi
bachi
bachi
bachi
bachi
aunty

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)