a guy went to a resturant , he wanted to see the menue but he foget what it is called;
he asked waiter,
" Syllabous to lana zara"

by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!) / 879 views

Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya

Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya: kahan hain aap?

Shohar: tumhain who jewellery shop yaad hai jahan tumhain ek diamond ka set pasand aya tha?

Biwi (khushi se): haan haan mujhe yaad hai :)

Shohar: mei us k saath wali shop mein baal katwa raha hon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

In Next Generation child will sing

In Next Generation child will sing:
Twinkle twinkle little Cigar,
I just went to Royal Bar,
Whiskey rates are up so high,
So drink beer with chicken fry.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

pathan shia ki majlis main

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai

Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

film main kamkerne ka shok

Sardar Apne Dost Sy:
Yar, Mujhe Film Mein
Kaam Karney Ka Bara
Shoq Hy.

Dost: Tujhy Kis Tarah
Ka Roll Pasand Hy?

Sardar: Chicken Roll

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Trouble sleeping

The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."

"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."

"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)