a guy went to a resturant , he wanted to see the menue but he foget what it is called;
he asked waiter,
" Syllabous to lana zara"

by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!) / 749 views

Banta to Lawyer

Banta to Lawyer: What is your fees?

Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.

Banta: Isn't it too high?

Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Facebook Status Difference

Girl’s Facebook Status – Traveled In A Bus After Such A Long Time.

Comments:
Awwwww.. Muah..

May Be Next Time We Both Can Go Together Sweetie.
You Went Without Me?

Wow! I Also Wanna Experience It Once.

You Must Be Tired Na Honey?

Boy’s Facebook Status – Traveled In A Bus After Such A Long Time.

Comments:
Haan To Saale Usme Hum Kya Kare?

Bas Yehi Aukaat Hai Teri.
Saale Ab Tu Rickshaw Me Jayega To Bhi Status Rakhega?
Abe Baap Ko Bole Ek Cycle To Dila De Kam Se Kam.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan in pizza hut

Pathan pizza hut gya to waiter ne pizza
la k rkh dia. pathan 1 ghantay tak betha raha phr chillaney lga k

O khocha nan rakh k gya hai salan tmhara Baap layega.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Musafir : Beta thoda pani milega..?

Musafir : Beta thoda pani milega..?
Boy : Agar lassi de du to chalegi.
Musafir : Bahut achha hoga
...
boy lassi le aaya,musafir ne 5 pyale lassi peene ke
baad pucha : Kua tumhare ghar me koi lassi nhi
peeta...?
Boy :Peete to sab h lekin aaj lassi me MENDAK gir
gaya tha or usme hi mar gay....
Musafir ne gusse me pyala zameen par de mara....
Boy :Rote hue bola "Mummy inhone pyala tod diya
ab hum Billi ko paani kisme pilayenge.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Molvioun ki bus ja rhi thi

Molviyon ki Bus Ja rahi thi
1 Ne Kaha jb b raste Me
Larki Nazr Aye to
ASTAGFIRULLAH
prhna
Kafi der bad 1 Ne Kaha
ASTAGFIRULLAH
Baqi Boly
Kahan hai
kahan hai….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)