DuNiya Mai 1 Waqt Aesa

DuNiya Mai 1 Waqt Aesa aye Ga Jab Sari Zameen par
Sirf PakistaNiyon ki HakuMat HoGi
Q K Baqi loG Traqqi Kar kE Chand Par Ja Chuke Hon Ge.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 781 views
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