3 cheezain jin k jaane ka koi bhrosa nahi hai
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jism me se jaan
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jeb me se paise
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LIGHT

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 769 views

Pati Ko Saza Kaise Di Jaye

Ek Ladki Ki Nayi-Nayi Shaadi Hui Par Kuch Dino Baad Uska Apne

Pati Se Jhagda Ho Jata Hai,
Apne Pati Se Dhukhi Ho Kar Wo Apni Maan Ko Phone Karti Hai,

Ladki: “Maan, Mera Inse Jhagda Ho Gaya, Main Do Hafte Ke Liye Milne Aa Rahi Hoon”
Maan Bhi Bahut Shatir Dimaag Ki Thi Boli,

Maan: “Beti Use Sukh Nahi Saja Milani Chahiye, Tu Wahi Ruk Main Do Mahine Ke Liye Aa Rahi Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Narak Mein Bhi Aish

Narak Mein Bahut Saare Log Ikathe Hokar Shor Kar Rahe The.

Bhagwaan Ji Gusse Se Yamraj Se
Bole: “Ye Log Narak Mein Bhi Aish Kar Rahe Hai?”

Yamraj: “Hostel Wale Hai, Saale Kahi Bhi Set Ho Jaate Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shouting to his friend

Santa Shouting 2 His GF :
U Said V Will Do Register
Marriage And Cheated Me
I Was Waiting 4 U
Yesterday Whole Day
In The Post Office

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar Doctor Ke Paas

Sardar Doctor Ke Paas Gaya,Doctor: Tum Duniya Ke Pehle Aadmi Ho Jo Pregnant Ho.Sardar Rote Hue: Main Logo Ko Kya Muh Dikhaunga, Meri To Abhi Shadi Bhi Nahi Hui.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)