Memon Ki BIWI

Memon Ki BIWI:
Bas B Karo Ye Tea Bag 18 Dafa Use Kr Liya Ab Phenk Den,

Memon:Kardi Na Jaahilon Wali Baat, Is K Packet Pr Expiry Date 2011 Likhi Hy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 952 views
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can u read fast in english !

MY
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They my
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