Memon Ki BIWI
Memon Ki BIWI:
Bas B Karo Ye Tea Bag 18 Dafa Use Kr Liya Ab Phenk Den,
Memon:Kardi Na Jaahilon Wali Baat, Is K Packet Pr Expiry Date 2011 Likhi Hy.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1018 views
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Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
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Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse? .
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Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!! :@ :P :D....
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Pathan 5 mints main paper chor ke chla gya.
Teachr: kya paper ni ata.
Pathan: wo bat nai hai hum ko agley paper ki tayari krni hy.
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Ladki ki Maa - Han Ji...
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me..
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Pathan Bola:
Ye Quaid-e-azam lala ki garmion ki tasveer hay…
=P;->
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tha,
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Ques: Cyclone kise kahte hai
Santa- cycle kharidane k liye jo
loan lete hai
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