Pathan: Molvi Sahab kya Wazoo k Bagair
Pathan:
Molvi Sahab kya
Wazoo k Bagair
Namaz Ho Jati Hai
Molvi : Nahi Hoti
Pathan : Ho Jati Hai
Molvi : O Bhai Nai
Hoti
Pathan: Mene khud
Parh k Dehki Hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1094 views
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A confession by a girl in
church and amazing
reply she got from priest -
Girl: i m madly in love with a
boy
who is far away from
me.
I m in india and he lives in uk.
We met on marriage website,
Became friends on fb,
Had long chats on whatsapp,
Proposed each other on skype,
N now 2 months of relationship
through viber,
I need ur blessings and good
wishes father… am I on right
path na ?
Priest said to her:
Good my child..
now get married on twitter,
Have fun on tango,
Buy your kids from ebay,
Send them through gmail,
And if u r fed up with ur
husband
or kids,
toh unko OLX pe bech deNa
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All of the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed as he was waking up so they could give him the bad news.
Naturally, the poor guy went to pieces and started crying when they explained what had happened to him.
"Oh no!" he moaned, "this means I`ll never be able to experience an erection ever again!"
"Of course you will," one of the doctors soothed. It`ll just have to be someone else`s, that`s all."
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Operator: Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!
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1st Pathan: Agar tu ne apne baap ka doodh piya hai to mujhe sai larrai kar.
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2nd Pathan: He hee khocha baap ka doodh to hota he nahi hai.
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Snta:Bahut garmi he yaar
Bnta:HA yaar
Din hota to kahi chhao me baith jate.
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Thambu : Wow, kya baat hai.
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Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!
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Tchr-Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai?
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Boy – Q ki Puch Me Itni Taakat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake!!
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Sidhi Baat No Bakvas.. Clear hai
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When Da Taxi Driver Said:
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Student: Aap Kehtay Hain
To Maan Leta Hon.
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Warna Papa Kehtay Hain K.
Duniya Barri "KUTTI CHEEZ" Hai.
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