A boy and girl pkay.lodu
A boy and a girl play ludo. Boy agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya
to i will kiss u.
Girl- what? Acha ..Agar 6 aya to.
Boy- Kabhi ludo nahi khela kya, 6 aiya to phir se
meri
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 787 views
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