Santa hospital mein ek nurse se
Santa hospital mein ek nurse se kehta hai i love u,tumne mera dil chura liya,Nurse Sharmakar:chal juthe dil ko to haath bhi nahi lagaya humne to kidney churayi hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1087 views
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