Bachy ka Tckt Half nai pora
T.T: Bachy ka Tckt Half nai pora hoga, iske Umer 12 se zeada hai.
Baap Ghusse Se: Iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal to meri shadi ko hue hain.
T.T: Me yahan ticket chk Krne Aaya hun, Gunahon ka Aiteraf Sunne nai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1167 views
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