TEACHER – Can you Tell
me 2 creatures which
Do Not have Teeth.
PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am. Teacher – Good. Tell me.Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa. . .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 995 views

Bhai Aapke Sare Msgs Mai

Bhai Aapke Sare Msgs Mai 1 Larki ko Bhejta Hon.

Or Aaj usne pocha k ye pyary pyary msg kn krta he tmhy.

Mene us ko apka nam btaya lekn usne bht zid ki k
Mujhe uska nmbr b do mene mjborn usko ap ka nmbr dia he.

Plz plz plz plz uske 7 koi btmizi na krna uska name he

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Shabbo Jamadarni. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Can u write with your eyes

Son--- Can u write with your eyes closed ?
Father -- Yes.
Son-- Good ; can u sign my report card

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Apki Tarf Bijli Arahe Hay

Mother To Doctor On Phone:
Mere Bache Ko Current Laga Hai
Mai Kya Karo

Doctor:
Pehle Ap 2 Nafil Shukrane Ada Karen K Apki Tarf Bijli Arahe Hay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek sardar eurup gaya

Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka
aur investigation start kar di..
Sardar ko english nai ati thi..
Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.
Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..
Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o
Sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow
nai sunai.. =P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

computer broke.

A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer broke. So the brunette said she would check the blonde's e-mail for her.

The blonde said, ''Cool! E-mail me and tell me what I got.''

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)