Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha: "Where
were you.
.
Maine kaha: "Friend ke ghar tha...
.
Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call
kiya.
.
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, yahin par tha...
.
2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai...
.
3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai, phone
dun kya.
.
1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya
hua...
.
Ab bolo "Har ek friend zaroori hota hai!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 977 views

Sardar and Home Joke

Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun

Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Abbreviation SMS

Never Love Someone because LOVE stands for

L: Loss of Money
O: Out of Mind
V: Valley of Tensions
E: End of Life

So don't Love, just line maro

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Main Tumhari Double Insult

Waiter: Khan Sahib 10 Rup Tip To Meri Insult Hai…

Khan: To Phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rup To Hone Chaiye Na…

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar riding a cycle hit a girl,

Sardar riding a cycle hit a girl,
Girl-Ghanti nahi mar sakte the?Sardar-Poori cycle mardi aur ab ghanti kya alag se maroo…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

hathi or choohey ki dosti

Ek hathi or choohey ki dosti ho gyee. Ek din hathi subah subah naha raha tha key chooha aaya or usey bulaney laga

Hathi ney bohat poocha key kia baat hey pani mein hi bata do, laikin chooha ar gaya key pehley bahar aao to bataoon ga

Kheir hathi pani sey bahar aaya. Ab choohey ney kaha wapis pani mein chaley jao.

Hathi ko bara ghussa aaya key pehley mujhey bahar nikala or ab pani mein wapis janey ko keh raha hey. Ghussa pi ker us ney poocha, “baat kia thee?”

Chooha bola: “Baat kia honi thee, subah sey apni jooti dhoond raha hoon, dekh raha tha tum ney to nahi pehen rakhi”

by farrukh ahmed (few years ago!)