1. Russian General in 1987:
Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth. These people cant be defeated by force.
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2. By American General in 2004:
We are fighting a meaning less war against the Rocks.
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3. By Indian General in Siachin War:
If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I'm sure that at least Kashmir was Ours.
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Dont send ONLY bad msgs in name of Pathans.
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We Salute Pathans.
Be united , We are all Pakistani.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 785 views

Whats tha name of ur car

Santa : Whats Da Nam Of Ur Car
Banta : I Dont No But It Starts Wid”T”
Santa : Kamal Hai Yar Teri Gadi Tea Se Start Hoti
Hai Apni To Petrol Se Hoti Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Premi to premika

Premi to premika- "Darling mujhe tumhari aankhon me saari duniya dikhai deti hai.."
Peeche se ek budhha bola- "Hamari gaiyya nahi mil rahi.. Dikhe to batai.."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Easy load k paise nai leti

B.v:humari beti ko kisi se pyar ho gaya hai,
husband:tum ko kaise pata chal?

B.v:wo bahut dinun se easyload k paisy nai mangti

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Teri galiyon mein ghumenge

Teri galiyon mein ghumenge hum jaan-jaan ke,

Hume pata hai ki tune Thane mein report likhvai hui hai,

Jaa ke puch le us Thanedaar se,
Humne uski bhi ladki fasai hui hai!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife or Mistress

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said, “I enjoyed time with my wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said, “I enjoyed time with my mistress, because of the passion and mystery I found there.”

The engineer said, "I like both."

"Both?" they questioned.

The Engineer said, "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)