Girl frnd

Girl frnd
Meri photo de2 muje new bfrnd mil gaya h
Boy frnd ne 30 photo's bhej ke likha
Inme se dhundh le muje to teri shakal bhi yad nai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 778 views
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