Doo sikh platform per train kay pechay bagg rahay
thay, aur train kay loog unhain josh dila rahay thay
shabash sardar jee. Un mein say akk train per char
jata ha, too loog khub shabahsh daytay hain, jub us
ka breath controll main ati ha to wo kahta ha main
to chornay aya tha sawari to station per rah gyee.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1236 views

Tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,

Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.

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Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor donga.

Magar noshi meri biwi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Sardar goes hotel

A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After
eating he goes to wash his hands but starts
washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji,
aap kya kar raheho?"
To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar
board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin".

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The Singer

The Singer Boy friend: You really sing very well.

Girl Friend: Oh no I am just a bathroom singer!

Boy friend: Well, then why you and I don't practice singing together!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka

Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega

Salesman : Pata nahi

Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai.

Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

solution

Quiz: What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river?
Ans: Pollution.

Quiz: What do you call all the lawyers thrown off a bridge?
Ans: Solution

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)