1 Andha aadmi air force mein
1 Andha aadmi air force mein bharti ke liye gaya
Major: Main tumhe kiss kam ke liye rakhu?
Aadmi: Sirf andhadhundh firing ke liye!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 902 views
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