Santa: Raat film main ek chudail

Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi…

Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1400 views
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Pathan baalti mai pani le ke ja raha tha, ke barish shuro ho gayi
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