Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha
Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.
Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya
My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.
(‘.’)
//”/\ Oh Teri
_/”\_ Khair.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 730 views

Bird Brains

There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird and a baby bird.

One day they were trying to figure out which way to fly for the winter.

Mama bird says "My instincts tell me to fly south for the winter."

Papa bird says "Well, my instincts tell me to fly north for the winter."

Then baby bird says "Well, my ins stinks too, but they don't tell me where to go!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

CHOWKIDAR rakhwa do

Pathan ko Raah chalte aik CHIRAGH mila,
Usne CHIRAGH ko ragra us main se aik JIN nikla,
Jin ne kaha: Teen khuahishat batao.
Pathan: Ek Shandar banglow ho, (Aa jata hai)
Us main bohat ameer log hon (Woh bhi aajate hain)
aur
aur
Us main mujhe CHOWKIDAR rakhwa do

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Teacher: 3 girls

Teacher: 3 girls are walking in the road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory.
student: WOW!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

You are equal to

You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 60 = 420

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bhikhari Aur Amir Aadmi

Ek Bhikhari(Paisa maangte hue): Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe
Kuch De De!

Amir Aadmi: Aaj Kuch Nahin Hai,Kal Aana!

(Ye paise na dene ka silsila kaafi dino tak chalta raha!Phir
ek din finally bhikhari ne try mari!)
Bhikari: Bhagwaan Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De!


Amir Aadmi: Aaj Kuch Nahin Hai,Kal Aana!

Bhikhari finally chidke Bola: Saale Is Kal Kal Ke Chakkar
Mein Mere Lakhon Rupayae Phanse Hue Hain!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)