Journalist: Tell me Major, did you ever fall into d hands of d enemy in any of ur engagements?

Major: Oh, yes, but I escaped when I got a divorce.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 856 views

Quote By A Thief

Mobile Ke Night Plans Ne To Humein,
Bhukha Hi Maar Diya Hai Doston,
Jis Ghar Mein Chori Ke Liye Jaao,
Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jaag Raha Hota Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

PATHANO ne EID k baad 5 waqt ki namaz

PATHANO ne EID k baad 5 waqt ki namaz b Saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kiya hai

Naye timings ye hon ge:

Fajr: Subha 8 baje
Zohr: spehr 4 baje
Asr: Raat 8.30 baje
Maghrib: Raat 10 baje
(Suraj gharoob hona shart nai)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

if he could see her license.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely

if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.

Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile

Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega
Salesman : Pata nahi
Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai.
Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Papa: Beta, tum fail ho gaye

Papa: Beta, tum fail ho gaye. Mene to kaha tha na ki agar tum 12th pass ho jaogey to mein tumhe motorcycle dilaunga.

Beta: Mujhe pata hai papa.
Papa: phir tu fail kaise ho gaya?
Beta: Mein motorcycle chalana sikh raha tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)