ye chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa:-ye chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Banta:-aatnhatya karne ke liye.
Santa:-to isme ubaalne ki kya zaroorat hai?
Banta:-are yaar kahin infection na ho jaae.
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