A blonde girl and her boyfriend were walking down the road when her boyfriend spotted a dead bird. He said:

"Aww, look at that dead bird," the blonde girl looks up and says: "Where?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1177 views

Teacher: Y r u late?

Teacher: Y r u late?
Student: Mom n dad were fighting.
T: They were fighting,so u are late?
S: Actually 1 shoe was with dad and the other was with mom.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Young man

Young man, do you think you can handle a variety
of work?"
* "I ought to be able to. I've had ten different
jobs in four months."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Govrment Ne Ellan kiya

Govrment Ne Ellan kiya k jiske 12 bachey Hon gy Unhy 1200,000 Diye Jain gy

Husband: Mari G/f K Pas Mera 2 Beta Hy usko bi Le aata Hun 12 ho jaein gy

... Ghar Aya To 6 Bache Nahi Thy, Pocha Kahan Hy?
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Wife: Tum akely ne Ellan Suna hai kiya ? ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

marrage

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

The Trains Are Always Late

A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.

What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.

The railroad engineer replied.

How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?

by Hassaan Chohan (few years ago!)