SON: Abba idher AA.

MOTHER: Aise nai boltey beta, Abba ko izat ke sath bulate hain.

SON: Abba Izzat k sath idher aa ja

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 841 views

Great School Humor

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

Groucho Marx

1890-1977

This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with:

"He was a dark and stormy knight...."

In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class.

Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.

Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: The teacher says "Get that gum out of your mouth", where as the train says "Chew, Chew ".

"The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: I played

Santa: I played chess against Viswanathan Anand but I lost..

Banta: You are a fool. He is the world champion in chess, how can you win against him.

Santa: Thats why I asked him to play Left Handed but I still lost.

Banta: You are an idiot.
He is actually Left Handed

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Naam Kisi Aur Ka

Naam Kisi Aur Ka

Santa Ka Ladka: I'm A Complan Boy...

Santa Ki Ladki: I'm A Complan Girl....

Santa to Jeeto: Dekho ji, Mehnat Humne Kiya aur Naam Kisi aur Ka

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ali ne apni girl friend ko date par bulaya,

Dosri GF (Second Girl Friend Time)

Ali ne apni girl friend ko date par bulaya,
Wo late aai,
Girl: Kiya mai late ho gai?
Ali: Falak pe chaand sitaaron ko nend aa rahi hai
Dosri ka time ho gaya, tu ab aa rahi hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Scooty kab li

Santa: Ye scooty kab li
Banta: Kal raat ko EK ladki mujhe scooty par bahut
dur le gayi aur boli jo chahiye le lo ,
main Scooty le aya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)