Ek ganje k sar par do bal the

Ek ganje k sar par do bal the.
Dono ko aapas me pyar ho gaya,
shadi karna chahte the.
Magar nahi kar paye....
Batao kyun?

Kyun ki Bal Vivah apradh hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1042 views
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