geeta pe hath rakho

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho

Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 809 views
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