A very fat woman comes into a store and tells the clerk,

"I would like to see a bikini that fits me."

Clerk, "me too..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 992 views

Aik pathan apne rickshy k sath khra tha

Aik pathan apne rickshy k sath khra tha
aik aadmi aya or pucha: khan bhai iqbal town jao ge?

Khan: mei to chla jaunga lakin mere rickshay ka kon khayal rakhega?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek Larki Sardar Apus Mein Pyar Karte Thay

Ek Larki Sardar Apus Mein Pyar Karte Thay
Larki: Sardar G Tusi Na Meri Zara V Parwa Ni Karday
Sardar: Oye Sohniye (Pyar Karan Walay Kadi V Kisay Di V Parwa Ni Karday).

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar Ji Ka Baap

Once a sardar sees crowd surrounding an accident place. He was curious to see what has happened and who has got hurt but, due to the crowd, he couldn't watch it. He was clever sardar, so he got an idea.. He started shouting 'he is my father.. move... he is my father'. Crowd suddenly gave his a way to go inside. and, He sees a 'Donkey' lying there..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Le Tu Hi Bujha Le

Santa Ne Aag Bujhane Ke Liye Phook Maari To Uske Piche Se Poo Nikal Gayi,

Phir Phook Mari, Phir Se Poo Nikal Gayi,

Santa Gusse Mein Pichwada Ghumakar Bola: “Le Tu Hi Bujha Le…“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jija: saali se, ap ke yahan ki sab se

Jija: saali se, ap ke yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he?

Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)