Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai…
Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai…
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Bachpan me ‘Mamu’ aur
Jawani me ‘Janu’ nazar aata hai…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 802 views
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