Naak se chaba k khana

Sardar:mujhe aisi dawa do k me aankhon se sun sukun aur kanon se dekh sakaun.

Docter:ye lo 2 golian naak se chaba k kha lena.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 903 views
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