Qurbani k din bv shohar se:ap janwar kab lao ge?
Shohar:begam mujhe hi zibah kar lo

bv:gadho ki kamai halal hai magr qurbani haram hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1415 views

Abji lene gya.

Santa sabji lene gya.
Sabji wala sbji pr pani chidk rha tha.

Santa intzar krta rha,
Jb kafi der ho gai to bola:-Agar ineh hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo tol de...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kanjoos ne vinod ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai

Kanjoos ne vinod ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Vinod ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Vinod ko phir khoon ki zarorut padee,

Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Vinod ne till wale laddu gift kiye,

Kanjoos: Ghusse se, mercedez kyu nahi de?

Vinod: Munna!! Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon doudh raha hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Food One-liners

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

I thought you were trying to get into shape?

I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Plz Bike Tez Na Chalao

Wife:Plz Bike Tez Na Chalao
Mujhey Dar Lag Raha Hai

Sardar:
Agar Tujhe Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai
To Meri Tarah Ankhein Band Kar Lay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Janu Ab Hum Kb Milaingay

Larki Larkay Say: Janu Ab Hum Kb Milaingay?
Larka . Ye Tou Imran Khan,
Ya Tahir Ul Qadri Hi Bataen Gay K,
Agla Jalsa Kaha Ha… ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)