Pagal Aur Doctor
Doctor Ne 1 Pagal Se Poocha:
Tum Chhat Se Q Latak Rahe Ho?
Pagal:Main Aik Bulb Hoon
Doctor:Tum Jal Q Nahi Rahe?
Pagal:
Bewakof Ye Pakistan Hai Light Gayi Hui Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 872 views
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1 kuta ek shekh ki roti cheen k bhaga
Shekh b kute k pechy bhaga Jab shekh bhagte bhagty thak gya to ruk k bola
ay Allah is roti ka swab dada marhoom ko dena.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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Larki: $
Larka: @
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Larki: !
Tujhay kya Ghanta samajh main aayega???
Aby woh dono Goongay hain, Isharon main baaten kar rahy hain.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
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Because
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Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN”
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
High level confidence!
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me
“where is GOD”, i’ll reward u 100 rupees.
Student : n If u tell me
“whr GOD is not” i’l reward u
200Rs
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner if the student desires to achieve moderate to good grades in his/her classes.
15 minutes looking for assignment.
11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.
23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children.
8 minutes in the bathroom.
10 minutes getting a snack.
7 minutes checking the TV Guide.
6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment.
10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband:
Aaj Tumne Ye Kaisa Khana
Banaya Hai,GOBAR Jaisa….
Wife- HEY RAM!!
Is Aadmi Ne Kya-Kya Taste Kar
Rakha Hai….
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa ne Zoo me sher ka pinjra khula chor diya
Officer:Tume Sher ka Pinjra Lock ni Kia
Santa:Sir itne khofnack janwar ko kon chori krega?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan ne illegal dewar bnai
Ksi ne kaha kuch aisa kro k dewar
purani lge
Pathan ne dewar pe likh dia
Hum QUAID E AZAM ko peshawr any pr
khush amdid khty hain.
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
Bholu: Yaar Ek Baat Bata Pappu, Agar Girlfried Ho Toh Kaisi Honi Chahiye?
Pappu: Kya Batau Yaar Girlfriend Toh Aisi Ho Jiski Ankein Aishwarya Jaisi, Baal Kareena Jaise, Aur Chal Katrina Kaif Jaisi Ho…
Bholu: Pagal Sun, Girlfriend Aisi Ho Jo 5 Logo Ke Beech Khadi Ho Sake, Na Ki Aisi Jisko Dekh Kar 5 Logo Ka Khada Ho Jaaye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)