Orkut te kudi fasai,
Orkut te kudi fasai,
Facebook te gal chalai,
Twitter te ma-bapu nu milai,
Yahoo te divorse ho gaya,
ess bahane yaara da computer Da course ho gya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 810 views
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