Santa: Kal Ek Admi Aurat Ko Peet Raha Tha. Maine Kaha Mard Se Lado.
Banta: Fir?

Santa: Jab Mujhe Hosh Aaya 2 Main Hospital Me Tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 555 views

Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka

Pathan Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka

Pathan: Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka Khaansi Kesa Hai?
.
Dost: Kaansi Band Ho Gayi,

Magar Ab Saans Ruk Ruk Ke A Rahi Hai,
.

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Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi, Khuda Ne Chaha Tu Wo Bhi Band Ho Jaye Ga

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Customer To Banker

Agar Mian Aaj Cheq Deposit Karwata Hu Tou Kab Tak Clear Ho Jaye Ga?
Banker: Sir 2, 3 Din Lagay Gay.
Customer: Dono Banks Amnay Samnay Hain Phir Itnay Din Kio?
Banker: Sir Procedure Tou Follow Karna Parta Ha..
Ab Jesay K Agar Aap Qabristan K Bahir Accident Main Mar Jatay Hain,
Tou Pehlay Aap Ko Ghar Lay Kar Jayen Gay,
Ghusal Daingay, Kafan Pehnayen Gay,
Janaza Parhain Gay.
Ya Wahi Martay Hi Gaar Tou Nahi Dengay?
Customer: Lanat Teri Misal Pay Manhoos :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Shohar Biwi se

Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi
parso hi to..
Biwi chilla kar boli: Kya kaha ?!!
Kya parso?
...
Bolo ...
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi !!
Batao kya parso ?!
Shohar: Kuch nai, main bas ye keh rha tha k parso
bhi ek hi suit layi thi,
aaj 2 le aati

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A boy has a lot of fun with her girl

A boy has a lot of fun with her girl friend and has
a great time too…
After that he find a boy’s photo in her bag and
replied “Is he your Ex-Boyfriend”
Girl kissed the boy and said “No it’s me before my
surgery”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Meri Bhi Le Ja Yaar

Pathan: Murree Ja Raha Hun,
Rasty Me Bivi Ko Khaai Me Gira Dunga.

Sardar: Phir To Tu Meri Bhi Le Ja Yaar..
Usay Bhi Gira Dena.

Pathan: Yara Agar Tum Bura Na Many To
Usay Wapsi Me Gira Dun..?? :-) :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)