Santa Marte Waqt-Tumhare
Santa Marte Waqt-Tumhare Ghr 10 lakh ka
daka maine dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b mene hi krai thi
Banta-Tumhe Zehar bi Maine diya he
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1015 views
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