Taxi driver to sardar

Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 776 views
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