Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 807 views

Ek Aunty Coke pee rahi thi,

Ek Aunty Coke pee rahi thi,
Tabhi usme ek Keeda gir gaya…

Aunty ne us keede ko bahar nikala,
to keeda bola: Maaaa

Aunty boli: Tune mujhe maa kyun kaha?

Keeda bola: Kyunki Main teri Koke (???) se Nikla hoon, Maa !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho,

Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho,

PHLWAN-kamse kam 10

Santa-bas,Tumse acha to mera murga hai jo subah pure mohlle ko utha deta h.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

filed an application for divorce

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bapu Bolun

Ek shehri babu ek gaon ke mollad se rasta bujhan lagya.
Mollad bolya, "Nu kar tu yahan te khabhe ne ho liye aur aage jakke sajje ne."

Babu bolya, "Bhai sahab mein ap se aap aap karkey baat kar raha hun aur aap mujjey tu tu bool rahey ho.

Mollad bollya, "Pher ke tanne bapu bolun?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bacho ke bap

A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say
to his wife leaving for the office : `Good bye Char
Bacchon ki Maa` .
One day his wife fed up of this answered : ` Bye
Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap`.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)