A Kid On His Way 2 Home
A Kid On His Way 2 Home With His Mom Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road,
He Said: Look Mom look,that boy n girl r Fighting For A Chewing GUM.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1057 views
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Me aaj aapni bike dho raha
tha,itane me dad aaye n chilla ke
bole,
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kameene aaj fir ladki ghumayega
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Gai,
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Khelon Ga.
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