Wat A Married Man Says
After Years Of Marriage:
My Marriage Is Made Of
Trust & Understanding

She Doesn't Trust Me
&I Dont Understand Her!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 837 views

Tell Any Microsoft

Teacher : Tell Any Microsoft Product Name?

Sam : MS Excel
Deepu: MS Word

Rony: MS PowerPoint
CHIKKU: After Thinking A Lot-

"MS Dhoni".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maine faisla kiya hai

Pahli ladki:- maine faisla kiya hai jab tak main 25 saal ki nahin ho jaati main shaadi nahin karungi.

Doosri ladki:-aur maine faisla kiya hai jab tak main shaadi nahin kar leti 25 ki nahin houngi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher ne 1 cote bache se

Teacher ne 1 cote bache se pucha tumhare papa ka nam kya hai ?

Child - abhi nam nhi rakha hai . Pyar se papa papa kehta hu...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy

2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.

1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,

2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.

Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?

Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Sipahi Ko Shart Lgne Ka Shok

1 Sipahi Ko Shart Lgne Ka Shok Tha Or Kbhi Hrta Nhi Tha

S.H.0 Ne Usy Bulya 0r Shart Lgne Se Mna Kia

Sipahi!Sir Akhri Shart,

Wo B Apse

Apki tang pe zakhm ka nishn Hai.

S.H.0! May Shart Lgta Hon K Nhi Hai

Sipahi! May pent utrwa K Dekhon Ga

S.H.O!Thek Hai

5000 Ki Shart Lg Gai

Sipahi Ne pent utrwy

5000/- SHO Ko Dia Or Kha Sir May Haar Gya SHO Bra Khush Tha K May Shart Jeet Gia

Darwza Khula Sare Staf Ne Andr Jahnka

0r Rony Lgy

S.H.0 Pent Pehn Kr Bhir Aya 0r Pocha Kya Hua?

Staf

ye Hm Se 25,000 Ki Shart Lga K Aya Tha K S.H.0 Ki pent utrwaon Ga.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)