Sheikh kele wale se
Sheikh: aik kela kitne ka hai
Kele wala: 10 rupay ka aik kela
Sheikh: main ne to 6 rupay ka lena hai....
kele wala: 6 rupay ka ap ko kele ka chuilka mile ga......
Sheikh" to phr aisa kro ye lo 4 rupay or kele se chilka utar kr rakh lo or kela mujhe de do....LOLZ

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 1026 views

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Agr quiad e azam aa jaen

Teacher :agr quiad azam ek din k lye zinda ho jaen to kia karen ge.
Student:pakistan k mojoda halat dekh kar pakitan waqas angreez k hawale kar den ge

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Police Sardar officer se:

Police Sardar officer se: criminals kiyu apnay fingerprints kaam k baad chortain hain?

Sardar: Sir,kiyu k woh illiterate hain, agar literate hotay toh apnay signature kar k jatay!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan or Kabutar

1 kabhutar Pathan ko boht dino se tang kar raha tha
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Pathan ne usey pakar lia, owr usey marne ka faisla kia
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Usey chat par le gia,
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owr
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Wahan se neche phaink dia

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Phone Ki Ring hui

Phone Ki Ring hui.
Husband: Mere liye Ho To Kehna Mai Ghar pe Nahi Hun.

Wife Phone Utha k : wo ghar pe hain.

Husband: Mana Kiya phr Bhi
Wife : Ji wo mere liye tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)