Sheikh kele wale se
Sheikh: aik kela kitne ka hai
Kele wala: 10 rupay ka aik kela
Sheikh: main ne to 6 rupay ka lena hai....
kele wala: 6 rupay ka ap ko kele ka chuilka mile ga......
Sheikh" to phr aisa kro ye lo 4 rupay or kele se chilka utar kr rakh lo or kela mujhe de do....LOLZ

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 1363 views

Professionals

A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young woman in a very slight, very tight bikini strolled by.

The near-naked woman looked at the doctor, smiled, and said in a sexy voice: “Hi there handsome. How are you doing?”

She then wiggled her backside and walked off.

“Who was that?” demanded the doctor’s wife.

“Err… Just a woman I met professionally,” replied the doctor.

“Oh yeah?!” snarled his wife, “Whose profession? Yours or hers?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A boy Found Aladin's Lamp

A boy Found Aladin's Lamp,
He Asked Him To Increase All Girls Brain Ten Times More..!!
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He Laughed & Said:

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Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hum Tabhi Roti Khayenge

Aaj agar aapke sms aayenge to hi hum roti khayenge, warna 6 Parathe, Paneer ki sabji, Kashmiri Pulav, Ice Cream khakar bhukhe hi so jayenge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa opened a petrol pump

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one
customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade

Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade garv se kehata hai :
Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai.
Sardarji bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se
dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word
rahenge wohi dictionary le.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)