Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?

Student: HIJKLMNO.

Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?

Student: Yesterday you said H to O

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 895 views

Kitanu Har Jagah Hote Hain

Asmaan me tum ho, samundar me tum ho, zamin pe tum,

hawa me tum,jahan bhi dekho tum hi tum ho.

DOMEX wali aunty thik kehti thi KITANU har jagah hote hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me

Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?

Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Suiside Karne Ke Tarike Wali Book

Ek Aadmi Library Ja Ker Puchhta Hai

Aadmi: “Sucide Karne Ke Tarike Wali Book Hai Kya?”

Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ker Dekha Aur Puchha: “Wapas Karne Kaun Aayega? Saale“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

operation se phely doctor

operation se phely doctor ny phloon k haar mangwaey....

mariz: ye kis k liye.

doc: mera 1st operation he agar kamiyab hua to mery liye warna tumhary liye:P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

women

A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $20." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.

by inayat khan (few years ago!)