Ishq Kiya Bhi To Kis Se Kiya
Teacher Class Mein Papu Se Puchti Hai,
Teacher: “Chalo Papu Aaj Tum Batao, Tumhara Favorite Writer Koun Hai?”
Papu: “Mam, Aapki Beti Tina, Jo Mujhe Har Hafte Ek Achha Letter Likh Ke Bhejti Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1303 views
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Pathan: “Hum Pathan Hai Red Light Pe Nahi Rukte”
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Shadi sey pehley larka apney dost sey:
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Dost:- chal theek hey....
shadi waley din dulha stage pey betha hua tha.Dulhey ko cheek agai ......
susar dulhey k dost sey : Dulhey ko zukhaam hey kia??
Dost: Na...Nai...CaNcEr hEy cAnCerRrR....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)