Sardar
2 Sardar Rastey Per
2 Sardar Rastey Per
1st Sardar Bike Per,
2nd Sardar Prado Mein,
1st Sardar To 2nd: O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai?
Again : O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai?
Prado Wala Nai Phir Jawab Nahi Diya,
1st Sardar Ka Accident Ho Geya,
2nd Sardar: Tum Kyun Puch Rahey They Ke Bike Dekhi Hai?
1st Sardar : O Ji Iska Break Kahan Hota Hai :D
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