Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hans rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 945 views

Ek Hi Packet Mang Rahe Hain

A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills:
Bhai ek Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted and said I want one

Will, so the person told him unless you say it correctly i.e Wills I won't sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad and said

Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

College Prayers

O Lord, hear my anxious plea

Calculus is killing me

I know not of 'dx' or 'dy'

And probably won't until the day I die.

Please, Lord, help me in this hour

As I take my case to the highest power.

I care not for fame or loot

Just help me find one square root.

And Lord, please let me see

One passing mark in organic chemistry.

Oh such a thing I constantly dread

I'd just as soon join the Marines instead.

Lord, please give me a sign

That you've been listening all the time.

Please lead me out of this constant coma

And give me a shot at my diploma.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gussa kab ata hai

Sab se ziyada gussa kb ata hai?
Jab girl friend k msg ka intazar ho aur compny walun ka msg aa jae.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pathan Bhi Ajeeb Log Hai

Pathan Bhi Ajeeb Kaum Hai Doston.

“Ghusse Se Bole Toh Dar Lagta Hai Ke Maare Na”

Or

“Pyaar Se Bole Toh Bhi Dar Lagta Hai Ke Kahi Maar Hi Na Le“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student vs najomi

Najomi Boy ka hath daikh kar bola :
Baita Tum boht Parhogay
.
Boy: Saalay.. Parh tu mai 12 saal sai raha hon, yai batawo Pass kab honga ?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)