Pakistan ka Jhanda

Teacher to pathan:
batao Pakistan ka jhanda sub se
pehle kahan lehraya gya?
Pathan boht dair sochnay k bad bola:
Hawa mei…. :-

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 849 views
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