Sardar & Pathan
Sardar:
Aoo race lagatay hain ...jo hara woh aik hazaar rupay dega ...
Pathan:
theek hai ...par mujhey raasta nahin maloom ...:S
Sardar:
Bus tum meray pechay peechay rhena ...
Pathan:
Thankz yaar ...!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1104 views
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AMERICAN LIFESTYLE :
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DAUGHTER: “Sorry Dad,I got married ystrday.
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Forgot to invite U..
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DAD:” U nauty.. It’s Ok..
But Don’t forget next Time..
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Comment From His Professor: “Get Out Of The Class Now :p”
Dean Liked Comment! ;)
Friend Commented: “Jaldi Aa Yaar, Cafe Mein Fit Mahol Hai :d”
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Teacher:Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi Sabko Aana Jaruri Hai….
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And if you are not pleased with the person's statement, you may resort to the old:
That's not gneiss!
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Zindagi me Shadi karna bahut zaroori hai..
Kyon ki..?
Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..
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