New GenEration
New GenEration:
1 orat ne 5 Sal k Bache ko Cigrate Pite Dekha to bache se Kaha:
Kia Parents ko Maloom hy k Tum Cigrate Peete ho?
...
BACHA: Dhoowan Chhorte hue,,
Mohtarma!
Kia ap k shohar ko maloom hy k ap ek ghair mard se baaten kr rhi hain?:-D
Kaka rocked...
Aunty shocked
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1027 views
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