Jab fone karun.
GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?
Boy
30 se 40
GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?
Boy:
Nahi Main
"Naeei" hon
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