in Indian Sardar ji & a Pakistani
in Indian Sardar ji & a Pakistani were in Titanic. Titanic was sinking.
Pakistani: How much the earth is far from here?
Indian Sardar Ji: 2 kilo meter.
The Pakistani jumped into the sea and asked again: ...in which direction?
Indian Sardar Ji: Downwards.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 948 views
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