Santa: Yaar Bbachpan Me Main Teesre(3rd) Floor Se Gir Gaya Tha . . .
Banta: Tou Phir Bach Gaya Ya Mar Gaya. . . ?

Santa: Yaad Nahi Hai Bohat Purani Baat Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 732 views

appinment

John called his doctor’s office for an appointment.

I’m sorry, said the receptionist, We can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.

But I could be dead by then!

No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment.

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

Mareez Muje ajeeb se Bimari ho gayi hai

Mareez Muje ajeeb se Bimari ho gayi hai
Jab meri Biwi Bolti hai to mujhe Kuch Sunai nahi deta
Dr: Ye Bimari nahi hai Aalah ki Maherbani hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Murghi ko kaway se howa pyar

1 Murghi ko Kaway se pyar ho geya,

jb Murghay ko pta chala tou wo murghi k pas gaya r bola k muj my kia kami hai?smart hon kaway sy ziyada khobsurat hon tmhari bradari ka hon?

Murghi: Me tmhary jezbat ki qadar krti hon,lakin wo air force my hai....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhikhari Aur Amir Aadmi

Ek Bhikhari(Paisa maangte hue): Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe
Kuch De De!

Amir Aadmi: Aaj Kuch Nahin Hai,Kal Aana!

(Ye paise na dene ka silsila kaafi dino tak chalta raha!Phir
ek din finally bhikhari ne try mari!)
Bhikari: Bhagwaan Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De!


Amir Aadmi: Aaj Kuch Nahin Hai,Kal Aana!

Bhikhari finally chidke Bola: Saale Is Kal Kal Ke Chakkar
Mein Mere Lakhon Rupayae Phanse Hue Hain!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: urdu mein translate karo

Teacher: urdu mein translate karo,
“Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful”

Student:

“jani !!! Bacchi to dakh …
Qayamat hy qayamat….

by Raju (few years ago!)