Kia batayen tumhein
Kia batayen tumhe apna haal?
Ja rahe thay yad0n k0 dil mein liye sambhaal
K achaanak 1 ajnabi ne r0k kar kaha?
Chal Beta M0bile Nikaal.!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 484 views
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