Hdfc Ka Malik

Teacher : Tere Papa kya karte hain

Santa:Sir HDFC ke Malik hai

Teacher: Wah Wah HDFC Bank ke Malik hain

Santa: Nahi Sir,
Hiralal Dahi Bade & Faluda Center ke Malik hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1039 views
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