Teacher: Es Mohawary ko estimal karo "Mun mai Pani aana"
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Sardar Student: Jaise hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke chalo kia, mere mun mai pani aagia"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 795 views

Sincere Apology

Sincere Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A sardar ji was asked

A sardar ji was asked why he divorced his wife so he said "Yaar meri biwi bari hi characterless thi, shaadi mujh se ki aur bacha bhaqwaan se maangti thi."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A mother-in-law explaining

A mother-in-law explaining working 2 her newly married

daughter-in-law

I m Home Minister as well as Finance Minister of this house.

Ur Father-in-law is the Foriegn Minister.

My Son ur husband heads Ministry of Demand n Supply.

And my daughter i.e. ur husband's sister runs Planning & Developement Ministry.

Now u tell me which ministry wud u like 2 run?

Daughter-in-law instantly replied smiling, 'Dear mother-in-law! 'I wiill b the OPPOSITION LEADER..!!'Yay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A room with double bed

Manager: A room with double bed? But sir you are
alone?
Santa: Yes, It is just that I wish to enjoy the
silence from the other bed

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat

Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat ban jaty hain
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Ake din main ghar bote dair se pahuncha
DAD: "Kahan Tha Tu????"
...
Me: "Friend ke ghar per tha.."
DAD called 10 of my friends in front of me
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle..... yahin par tha....."
2 ne Kaha: "Abhi just nikla he hai.....ah ra ho ga"
3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai uncle, Padh Raha hai... Phone
Du Kya????"
AUR EK NE TO HADD HE KAR DI.......
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Bola: "Haan papa bolo kya hua... koi kaam hai?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)