Who r u?
Pathan goes India illegally,
Security Officer: Who r u?
Pathan: I am Hindu.
Security Officer: So tell me the 5 names of Bhagwan!
Pathan: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1148 views
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Ok, go back to your home; take a bath with ice cold water, then lie under fan for 12 hours without any clothes. Come back tomorrow.
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