chilka nzar nhi aya jo

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DR: Ap ko kele ka chilka nzar nhi aya jo ap phisal gae?

SARDAR: Me to peair rakh k dekh rha tha k chilke me kela to nahi hai !

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 887 views
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